The Science Bear Arcade is a mobile craft unit showcasing homemade treats...yes, it is that simple. We have a wide range of products; everything from Second Aid Kits to NERF margaritas.

You might see us in a meadow, parking lot, or living room. Our hours of operation are from whenever to whenever. The next time you are in Austin, TX and are curious about this new faction of shopping...just look for a werewolf vendor with an ice chest.

However, if you are afraid of Texas or just refuse to get up from behind your disk drives, our treats can still find their way to your doorstep. Although we don't believe in prices...we gladly accept donations.

Browse below at some of our fine products from the past, present, and future. All of them act as perfect party favors for any occasion: weddings, birthdays, even car accidents.

For more info on orders/reservations please contact: chaired@scientist.com

 

 

Arby Dolls

Imagine your favorite celebrities with bodies made of roast beef

 

 

Random Crap Bags

Sandwich bags filled with various objects

 

 

 

Retired Librarian

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greeting cards filled with story, stickers, and cards

 

 

Creeptures

 

Monstrous clay critters complete with personality files

 

 

 

Scratch Books

 

 

 

 

Both cereal and beer boxes make for fun book making

 

 

 

World Salad Magnets

 

Handy little refrigerator magents decorated with comics...2 per package

 

 

Phoems

 

Original photos and found snapshots decorated with poetry

 

Fargield

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tales of adventure involving your favorite cat with a moustache

 

 

 

Have You Seen Mitch?

 

 

 

 

 

The story of scandal and politics through Mitch's eyes